The 12 Stamps of Christmas

It’s the 12th day of Christmas. The Christmas tree withers in the corner, unwatered for days. The batteries on the toys have expired. The gurgling remnants of Christmas lunch are in a fight to the death with New Year’s resolutions. So it’s the perfect time for me to give you my 12 Stamps of Christmas! After all, I am your true love.

As mail revenues continue to plummet, for the postal administrations of Christendom, Christmas offers one last chance to hear the bells jingling on their cash registers. (Do you know how many Christmas cards I got in the mail this year? None. That’s a first. It might be that I’ve been crossed off multiple lists. But I choose to blame The Pace of Change.)

So which countries brought their festive philatelic A-game in 2018? These are my favourites of the stamps that crossed my radar. (I didn’t audit every single Christmas issue from every country in the world. However I DID look up a few of the usual suspects, and it would pretty safe to say that many stamps fell short because they landed in the category of either Serviceable But Otherwise Unremarkable Religious Scenes or Designs So Minimalist They Turn ‘Ho Ho Ho’ Into ‘Ho Ho Hum’.)

I’ll count ’em down, starting with some honourable mentions. In most cases I’ve illustrated one or two stamps from a set; for more, you might like to keep an eye on my Instagram page where I’ll drip-feed them out.

No pictures for the honorable mentions, though. Let that be motivation for them to try harder.

Honorable mention: Gibraltar
A traditional and attractive oldey timey seven-part nativity-and-adoration set; sadly I couldn’t track down images good enough for this blog. But here’s a link.

Honourable mention: Vatican City
Drawing upon the words of Pope Francis calling for compassion towards the imprisoned, this year’s Christmas stamps were designed by Marcello D’Agata, a lifer from Milan’s Opera prison. A worthy initiative. If continued, it will keep senior clerics busy for years to come.

Honourable mention: Christmas Island
The appositely named Australian territory of Christmas Island has a popular long-running tradition of light-hearted depictions of Santa and local wildlife. More of the same this year (Santa and a red-footed booby on surfboards) but, speaking as a local, it’s all a bit samey for me. The take-out from this story is that there is a bird called the ‘red-footed booby.’

And now, the official winners! Little drummer boy: pa-rum-pum-pum-pum-roll, please… 

12. SWITZERLANDSwitzerland 2018 85F Christmas Winter Scene stampThe results of a public vote, Switzerland’s Christmas stamps depict scenes of a winter wonderland. In Martin Mägli’s photos, captured just before nightfall, inviting golden light emanates from beautiful buildings across snow-covered fields. Here, Bottmingen Water Castle looks like the sort of palace from which Good King Wenceslaus might have gazed down upon the peasant, and makes me feel cold and hungry because we’re seeing it from the peasant’s viewpoint . I need to get back to gathering winter fuel before I freeze to my death.

11. IRELANDIreland 2018 Christmas €1 Late Late Toy Show and Brussels Sprouts stampsAnother public vote, and amid an issue depicting homecomings, happy times and midnight massgoers, two stamps gave me particular insight into Christmas in Ireland. Apparently the Irish all sit up to watch something called the Late Late Toy Show a few weeks before Christmas to get a sense of what the hot ticket items are. It’s reliably one of the biggest TV shows of the year. And when Christmas Day comes, they’re mad for Brussels sprouts. Brussels sprouts? Yes. Look again at that second stamp. It’s full of them. But for Christmas? Is this some joke they pull on visitors? This issue makes my top 12 because in a world full of Christmas tree and Santa stamps, they’ve gone for something clearly so meaningful to the locals, despite it leaving the rest of us scratching our heads.

10. CAYMAN ISLANDSCayman Islands 2018 Christmas Hymns 25c We Three Kings stampA cute combination of Christmas hymns and beachy themes from the 1-per-cent’s favourite tax haven. My favourite is these serenading starfish, slightly ahead of the sand-people who look like South Park’s Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo.

9. NORWAYNorway 2018 Christmas Preparations inland stampNorway went with a theme of Christmas workshops and this stamp, representing Christmas preparations at home. These designs look tactile, homespun and craft-y. And kudos to Santa for somehow managing to tie that sack of gifts onto a grumpy polar bear without getting mauled to death. 

8. AUSTRIA and friendsAustria 2018 200 Years of Silent Night 90c stampSeveral countries cottoned on to this year being the 200th anniversary of the composition of the hymn ‘Stille Nacht’. or as English-speakers know it, ‘Silent Night’. Austria naturally led the charge with a depiction of the Silent Night Memorial Chapel in Oberndorf, Salzburg, on the site of the Kirche St. Nikola where the hymn was first sung. A fittingly reverential design. All is calm. All is bright. 

Stille Nacht has been translated into more than 300 languages ​​and is now sung around the world, which explains why it also popped up elsewhere this Christmas. The Bahamas featured the first four lines of the hymn alongside images of notable Bahamian churches. And the four phases of the moon, for some reason.Bahamas 2018 200 Years of Silent Night 25c stampBrazil featured the hymn in a very ecclesiastical-looking church-window style miniature sheet a little too big for me to feature here, but you can see it and read all about it in Portuguese here.Brazil 2018 300th Anniversary of Silent Night stampThe stamps themselves feature the Silent Night Chapel and, shown here, the writer Fr Joseph Mohr and composer Franz Gruber with the score seen in the background. Trivial fact: the hymn was translated into Portguese as ‘Noite Feliz’ – ‘Happy Night’. Based on observations of my Brazilian friends, I’m guessing that’s because they don’t have a word for ‘silent’.

7. ALDERNEYAlderney 2018 A Christmas Carol 41p & 63p stampsAlderney’s stamps featured scenes from Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol, gorgeously illustrated by Andrew Robinson. Works a treat for me, because I love stamp issues that tell a narrative story (I swear there used to be more of them when I was a kid. Just me?), and I love both Dickens in general and this story in particular.

This issue is probably lost on you if you don’t know the book, which is exactly why nearby Guernsey’s equally lavishly illustrated tribute to The Nutcracker And The Mouse King (the basis for The Nutcracker ballet) didn’t make my list. Just not one I’ve got around to, I’m afraid, even though I pretty much go to sleep on Christmas Eve humming the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. Christmas can be ruthless, can’t it?

6. UNITED KINGDOMUK 2018 Christmas 1st & 2nd stampsHow could any collector not love this issue from the Royal Mail, featuring British people heading out through the snow to post their Christmas mail in the nation’s iconic red postboxes? I was also very glad to see the stamp paying tribute to the poor old postal worker who gets to spend her Christmas shifting everyone else’s mail. Lost me a bit with the stylistic choice not to show detail on the faces. Surely the human face is the perfect palette upon which to paint the joy of the season? But I can also see that the postie stamp might have thrown a spanner in the works. It would be too unrealistic to show an employee looking joyous while working late shift shoveling other people’s mail in the freezing cold. Then again, the reality of this issue is already in question – several stamps show people under 20 gleefully utilizing postboxes like they know what snail mail is. 

5. ESTONIA, ICELAND & GREENLANDEstonia 2018 Christmas €1.50 tangerine scented stampThe common theme here is that these stamps stink. GOOD stink. This Estonian Christmas tree stamp is imbued with the scent of tangerine (a fruit the Estonians like to chuck into Christmas stockings). There’s a miniature sheet that smells like cinnamon too.

Greenland also plumped for a cinnamon-scented stamp depicting a tray full of biscuits. They are then seen decorating a Christmas tree on a stamp that smells like pine.Greenland 2018 Christmas 16kr pine scented stampMeanwhile Iceland baked us some traditional cookies and gave them a gingerbread perfume…Iceland 2018 50g gingerbread scented stampThere are probably more scented Christmas stamps out there – I’ve already covered the scented stamp as sales gimmick. Estonia got top billing here only because I went there two years ago and absolutely loved it. The location of that tangerine-scented Christmas tree looks suspiciously like the beautiful medieval town square of the capital, Tallinn. It was a wonderful place to spend those long midsummer nights. I suspect it could only be more magical covered with snow and dominated by a giant Christmas tree.

4. SWEDENSweden 2018 Jenny Nyström's Christmas stampsI’ve always worn my love of vintage design on my sleeve and that ain’t gunna change anytime soon. Sweden’s Christmas stamps introduced me to the work of Swedish artist Jenny Nyström (1854-1946), whose illustrations in books, postcards and magazine covers are synonymous with the season in Sweden. Swedish readers, feel free to correct me, but it seems that a goat used to bring presents on Christmas Eve; later, mythical gnome-like farm creatures called tomtar took on this role, eventually taking on some of Santa’s imagery and becoming the festive figure Jultomten. If you know what I’m talking about, then chances are it’s a Nyström figure you’re picturing. A beautiful tribute to a seminal artist. 

3. USAUSA 2018 Sparkling Holidays stampsI might be forced to hand my Punk credentials at the door on this one, but hear me out. This Christmas, the USA issued stamps featuring images of Santa Claus used in advertising campaigns for Coca-Cola. Here are two of them. The notion that Coke ‘invented’ the image of modern Santa (“He’s red and white! Like a Coke can!”) is something of an urban myth.

But Coke did undoubtedly strap Santa to its sleigh and plaster his face in front of a generation of Americans, which is why Haddon Sundblom’s beautiful illustrations have become such iconic images. Crass capitalism? Sure. A master commercial artist pulling off one of the greatest achievements in ad history? Absolutely, and I for one don’t mind seeing his work honoured in a most appropriate setting. (There’s also a miniature sheet showing a full poster in which the Coke bottle can be seen in all its glory, if you want to ruin the magic of Christmas.)

2. SRI LANKASri Lanka 2018 Christmas 15Rs & 45Rs stampsA surprise entry perhaps, a welcome relief from the cold, and one of the few nativity stamps to make the list. I struggled to find any info on this issue in English beyond the straightlaced Sri Lankan Department of Posts webpage, but I’ve loved these since I laid eyes on them. I’m guessing they’re influenced by regional artistic traditions – can any Sri Lankan readers confirm? (I know there’s at least one…) I want to say it’s wonderful to see such a familiar scene rendered so differently, with such eye-catching colours and textures, but… I second guess myself. Is it really that ‘different’? Or do I just live in a first-world, Anglo-centric bubble where I am not exposed to art from other cultures? Maybe this stuff is run-of-the-mill in Sri Lanka. Just one of many questions that 2018 taught me to ask. By the way, there’s also a majestic miniature sheet which I couldn’t do justice to here. Kudos to designers Ushani Wijesinghe, Himashi Nimesha Kariyawasam and L. D. Gayani Tharushika

To be honest, Sri Lanka very nearly took out the top position. But that was until I learned…

1. JERSEY

…that Jersey had chosen to put Christmas jumpers on its stamps.

Jersey 2018 Christmas Jumpers stamp set

Now I don’t know when Christmas jumpers became a thing – I suspect Bridget Jones had something to do with it – but they’re a thing now, regularly being trotted out at parties held by people desperate for something to talk about. A corny, fun-but-a-bit-tedious, not- sure-if-we’re-being-ironic-or-lame modern tradition, and now: IMMORTALISED ON STAMPS.

Illustrated by Simon Henshaw, the stamps depict eight jumpers, neatly folded and die-cut, running the full gamut of snowflakes, reindeer, kings, Santa suit and – my very favourite, and the stamp that sealed the win – plum pudding. Bonus points for commitment, too: designer Sarah Hardman reportedly saying “We had an unusually hot summer and working in Christmas jumpers through May and June was rather clammy.” (Could’ve been worse; could’ve been working for the Sri Lankan Department of Posts.) The Jersey Post PR claims local postal staff wear them at Christmas time to raise money for charity, so tbere’s even a smattering of local relevance.

With this issue, Jersey Post earns respect from me for somehow managing to find a new way to reheat these old chestnuts and present them in a new, endearing, vibrant and engaging way.

Really, the only way the 12 Stamps of Christmas could have ended any more perfectly is if just one of those stamps depicted a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee.

Whaddya reckon? Agree/disagree? Did I miss anything? Nominate your favourites in the comments below and I’ll dig them up and chuck them here as a PS!

There’s a whole new year ahead! Follow Punk Philatelist on FacebookTwitter, or Instagram and don’t miss a post!

© Philatelic product images remain the copyright of issuing postal administrations and successor authorities

A big, BIG issue

Australia 2018 Silo Art $1 Brim Guido van Helten stamp
Brim, Victoria
Artist: Guido van Helten

One of my favourite Aussie issues of recent times was 2017’s Street Art – vibrant, modern, urban and startlingly different from the usual stamp fodder. Not surprisingly, those stunning works were a big hit on my Instagram page. They’re very like-able.

I’m a month late with this update but I still wanted to say how much I loved seeing Australia Post continue the theme with May’s Silo Art issue. Silo art is the rural equivalent of street art, except that it’s painted on grain silos, and it is, as a rule, fucking ENORMOUS. Continue reading

Jammin’ and jammin’ and jammin’, jam on

Clearly the ‘vintage commercial design’ thing must be making big bucks for Australia Post, because AP have gone back to the well, or in this case, the jam tin, once more. I’m not judging. I’ve made my love of the retro vein pretty clear in the past.

About a month ago (when I was a tad too busy to blog about it), Aussie Post released this lovely set featuring jam labels from ye olden days, depicting a diversity in development, location and the companies involved.

What arrests my attention in this set is the bold use of perspective. Those jam tins sit right fat in the viewer’s face, threatening to burst off the stamp and cover us in their delicious, fruity goodness. It’s a fantastic way to pay tribute to the colour and vibrancy of the original designers’ work.

Australia 2018 Vintage Jam Labels $1 Peacock's stampWhat’s your favourite? For mine, it’d a close-run thing between the Melray and the Peacock’s. I’d probably have to go with the Peacock’s, partly because I love apricot jam, but mainly because “Peacock’s”. For more details on the specifics of each label, you can hit up the Australia Post Collectables website.

Given recent form,  I can only assume Aussie Post is going to keep churning out vintage shit on its stamps. What do you reckon will be next? My money is on biscuit tins.

Now if you don’t mind, I’m off to the kitchen. For some reason I have a massive craving for toast.

Help me spread my sweet, sweet love… share this post on your socials! Meet me on FacebookTwitter, and Instagram! Follow this blog! And I always love to read your thoughts in the comments. x

© Philatelic product images remain the copyright of issuing postal administrations and successor authorities

Love this retro Jersey

Jersey 2017 Popular Culture: The 1960s - moon landing, language, leisure stamps Jersey is one of those funny little islands in the English Channel that are closer to France, and part of the UK, but get to put out their own stamps.

Jersey 2017 Popular Culture: The 1960s 63p music stampInterestingly, this practice began during the Nazi occupation of those islands, when they were cut off from the mother country. This is just one of the reasons why nerds who are into postal history find them so delectable. (If you think you might be one of those nerds, you should check out the Channel Islands Specialists’ Society.)

I’m not one of those nerds, but I do like how these islands churn out pretty stamps, because, let’s face it, what else have they got going on? I mean apart from tax avoidance schemes.

Jersey 2017 Popular Culture: The 1960s 73p fashion stampRecently Jersey jumped on the retro stamp bandwagon with a 1960s Popular Culture issue.

I love the Hendrix-inspired psychedelic guitar player with his groovy vibes and his remarkable fused fingers on his strumming hand.

The models (or are they just ’60s housewives?) on the fashion stamp take me back to a childhood spent rifling through Grandma’s sewing pattern magazines.

And it eludes me why more stamp administrations don’t honour the cheese and pineapple stick on their postal stamps. Continue reading

10 postage stamps that will whisk you back to your childhood

UK 2017 Classic Toys 1st Stickle Bricks stamp(…Or someone’s childhood. Someone British.)

Ever been suddenly reminded of something that was once an everyday part of your life, but somewhere along the way, it wasn’t anymore, and you think, ‘I haven’t thought of that in YEARS!’?

For me, it was last Tuesday, when this stamp crossed my radar. First reaction: “STICKLE BRICKS!” These joyfully-colored, spiky, plastic building blocks were a regular feature of the bedroom floor in my childhood home. But indeed, I hadn’t thought of them in years.

Second reaction: “I didn’t know they were called Stickle Bricks. How about that.”

And then came the question. What the fuck are Stickle Bricks doing on a postage stamp? I had to know more. Continue reading

Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks…

India 2017 100R scented coffee stamp(And yay to you if you know which film lent me that headline.)

I’m excited today, and not because I’ve been snorting lines of this coffee-scented stamp from India. It’s a big day. I’m launching a new tag on this blog.

I get very easily excited.

As the use of snail mail for letter post continues to fall off a cliff, postal authorities around the world look more and more to stamp collectors to fluff up their bottom line.  Thus opens a new and technologically marvellous chapter in an old book: that of the novelty stamp. Continue reading

Rhodonites are a girl’s new best friend

Australia 2017 Rare Beauties $1 Rhodonite and $1 Golden Sapphire stamps

Smacking my lips at this issue from Australia Post. Rare Beauties, they’re calling them. They’re all gemstones from the collection of the Australian Museum in Sydney, and what a stunning tribute to the lapidary’s art they are.

The golden sapphire and pink diamond are used in jewellery. The fluorite and rhodonite aren’t, but that’s OK, you can still buy them for me. I simply adore that rich red in the rhodonite.

Australia 2017 Rare Beauties $2 Fluorite stampThe photography of the stones is stunning to start with, but the ‘shadow’ across the geometric background adds a 3-D feel that really makes them pop right out of the stamp.

Y’know what I like about this set the most? The simplicity. When stamp issuers start eyeing off gemstones, for some reason there’s a compulsion to show them in the context of the geological environment in which they are found, or in fugly uncut form (everything is fugly when uncut, amiright ladies), or in the context of an end product like jewellery or industrial product. But there’s no fucking about with this issue. You want gemstones? Fine. Here are some fat fucking gemstones. Straya!

Continue reading

Australia’s best (and worst) of 2016

Australia 2016 Jewel Beetles $1 Stigmodera gratiosa stamp

…In which I attempt to cover a year of review and bitching in one fell swoop.

Each year, Australia Post holds its annual survey in which stamp collectors can vote for their favourite – and least favourite – issue. This used to be an exercise on paper, with a few variations on a simple ‘What was your favourite?’ ‘What was your least favourite?’ type arrangement, with prize giveaways for random winners. Now it’s gone all high-tech, with a detailed SurveyMonkey page, in which all issues must be ranked in order from 1 to 32.

Australia Posts's Survey Monkey Stamp Poll 2016

On the upside, I enjoyed the OCD-triggering task of putting every single issue in its rightful place. On the downside, no prize giveaways. I guess AP has to pay for its CEO’s $4.8 million pay packet somehow.

I could swear I saw the final results somewhere, but I can’t seem to Google it anywhere, and the survey I’ve linked to above still seems to be open. Surely I’m not so lame that I dreamed it? I saw it in such detail! Maybe I was shown the running tallies when I finished the survey? Anyway, this isn’t your problem. The important thing is that I am going to tell you which were the best stamps and which were the worst, as judged by my own brain, so survey results don’t matter.

In no particular order (and with each issue’s title linking to the extremely commendable Australia Post Collectables blog site for more info), Australia’s unquestionably best issues were: Continue reading